foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via pizza)

(Source: envyadams, via dutchster)

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: okaytrue, via uqlymermaid)

jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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(via onlylolgifs)

browningtons:

matteabittner:

browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

I wouldn’t hesitate to deduce who did it, burn your dead bones after I kill you, and travel in my Tardis to do my homework at the university, so I could take as long as I want.

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

reverseracist:

let’s review the ratings *filters the white reviews*

reverseracist:

let’s review the ratings *filters the white reviews*

(Source: youresobittericantasteit, via paulheymanvevo)

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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(via dutchster)

lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for thatimage

hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

(via anacrucifer)

(Source: inana264, via spaghettihos)

Anonymous said: I love you cause your wall is red . 💕 (My wall is red too)

When I had red hair and took pictures people thought I was bald

katara:

Being nice is so hard because people are so annoying and I’m not a nice person

(via nishlo)

lameust:

 

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via pizza)

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

(via killermuffins89)