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fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

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vinebox:

People so fake

(via joshpeck)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via turtwink)

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via pizza)

adamsbabble:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us

(via spockandsherlock)

browningtons:

Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this

browningtons:

Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this

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dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

(via gardenscene)

You’re right, that crap grows on you.

(Source: starbuckara, via jeniferher-nandez)

suppermariobroth:

Luijesus.

suppermariobroth:

Luijesus.

(via darndid)

hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

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tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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equius:

one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

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brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

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