theseluckystars:

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

New threat to anyone who’s being mean: “I’ll call you an assh*le on the dedication page of my next book.”

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surprisebitch:

on point

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geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as women are evolving at alarming rates.

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So this just happened.

modmad:

modmad:

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My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many

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allantruong:

this is my favorite post

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*me flushing the toilet at night*
toilet: BBRRRSSHHGGGHHTTFFFH
me: chill
brickonyourface:

i feel like a fashionable mother at a barbecue today. these mom jeans say, you’re grounded young man, but also i’ll gouge out your fucking eye with my stiletto if you don’t pass me the mustard

brickonyourface:

i feel like a fashionable mother at a barbecue today. these mom jeans say, you’re grounded young man, but also i’ll gouge out your fucking eye with my stiletto if you don’t pass me the mustard

(Source: alt-j, via pizza)

vuhnessahh7:

Tips for online dating

Is this real

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youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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